I don't wanna go, and you can't make me!

I'm someone who has a neutral facial expression. Maybe it was too many years watching Star Trek and wishing I was Spock. Who knows. Sometimes it gets me in trouble since people think I'm angry, which is not true. I just have a relaxed facial expression which isn't all smiley. I guess because I'm not constantly smiling, it looks like I'm grumpy. I'm not, trust me.

Now this is going to cause me trouble flying. Flying now is such a bother, who wouldn't be a bit grumpy? Now being grumpy is a crime. Well... not a crime, but it makes you suspect enough to make them think you are going to bomb the plane.

So next time you are having a bad day (which is pretty much any time you fly), don't throw a temper tantrum or act all pissy. Not only will it not improve your lot in life, but it will make you a terrorist suspect.

Mizike