Some Pig!

I am a guy, like any other guy, and find it daring and exciting for an attractive girl to wear a miniskirt and no underwear. What I don't understand is their anger when they are caught on camera flashing their goodies. You put it out there for the world to see.

Seems the latest in celebrity flashes is Britney Spears. She's been hanging around with Paris Hilton (skank) lately. The celebrity stalkers caught her getting in a car and exposing her shaved crotch. Ewww! Who finds crotch shots exciting? I don't, and I'm in awe anytime I hear about the pervs in Japan shooting upskirt videos on trains.

To continue on the freaky side of the news, the freakish Dakota Fanning (may she forever make movies, you young acting prodigy!) was in Japan promoting a live action remake of Charlotte's Web. If I had kids, I'd be dragging them to it opening night. As it is, I have little to no interest in the movie. I think she'll excel in the movie and it will make millions.

Here's a picture of her and Wilbur!