Sailor Moon says....

I ran across a weird article on prenups and decided to give it a go. We both don’t want or need a prenup, but here is what I would include in one.


· Allowance of 2 open kitchen cabnets before being yelled at
· Allowance of 4 times a week for the toilet seat to not be placed in the down position
· Promise to not demand sex from me more than twice a week. Any other times will be bonuses. Her sexual drive exhausts me! (tongue in cheek)
· 2 Free “Get out of the doghouse” passes per month when “she cuts me off”
· Ability to leave at least 1 unnecessary light on in the house
· When I am a good boy, I get the chance to see boobies!
· Freedom to make my curry as hot as I want! Given I may be the only person eating it
· 30 minute buffer after each meal before we do anything, since I always feel sick for 30 minutes after a meal. Bleah….
· Freedom to sneak sips from her beverage, even if I say I don’t want any
· Freedom to flirt with Thandie Newton if I ever meet her and a promise to not laugh when her security detail drags me off and clubs me on top of the head
· A free veto anytime she is buying cheese to make sure she doesn't bring home anything that smells like feet
· Space on TiVo to record SciFi Friday and Lost
· 1 free pass to Skyprincess per month to drag me to any chick flick I would never go to alone

· Promise that at least once a year, Skyprincess will dress in a Japanese sailor school girl outfit with a red wig.