Tuesday, December 12, 2006

All Japanese must be gay

OMG! I was sitting here reading when I almost snorted my soy latte out my nose. This is just hilarious!


A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.
Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.

In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.

If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it's a classic example of a cure that's worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow's milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don't even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.

Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today?

Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it's too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.

Worse, there's now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year!

There's also a serious connection between soy and cancer in adults – especially breast cancer. That's why the governments of Israel, the UK, France and New Zealand are already cracking down hard on soy.

In sad contrast, 60 percent of the refined foods in U.S. supermarkets now contain soy. Worse, soy use may double in the next few years because (last I heard) the out-of-touch medicrats in the FDA hierarchy are considering allowing manufacturers of cereal, energy bars, fake milk, fake yogurt, etc., to claim that "soy prevents cancer." It doesn't.

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

Shenanigans!

My brother Jamie was the baby of the family. Being the baby, he got away with murder. He was always causing problems and lying to get out of it. No matter what he did, he denied it and our parents believed him. Our parents always punished us for all his transgressions, even when it was obvious he caused it. Perhaps it was protection of the youngest, or just not giving a damn, I'll never know. It marked a lesson for me.

Like the majority of American families, my family did not believe in taking responsibility for their own actions. My younger brother, for example, has denied any self responsibility his entire life. Poor paying jobs were never his fault. He ignored he was a poor performer in his early jobs, or that his only motivation was earning enough to get his next bag of pot. Even the birth of his son did not change his outlook, he is in his early 30s and still lives at home with my mother. He pays no rent, and very little of his own bills. He has no survival skills, and both Skyprincess and I are fearing the day my mother dies and we have to kick him out of the house we own. (We own my mother's house and will need to sell it when she passes).

I wish this denial of personal responsibility was localized to my family, but it's everywhere. When did 'taking responsibility for your own actions' go away?

I don't know how this lack of personal responsibility became so prevalent in the states. Perhaps it's the culture of entitlement we've promoted. It's gotten so bad that students are no longer able to fail. We cannot label them as "failures" because they weren't motivated enough to study, we have to label them as "success deferred". Did they fail their class? Don't label them as failed, just label them as "deferred success". The need to be PC is destroying our country.

The latest round of personal responsibility avoidance seems to be focused around alcohol. Mel Gibson spouts off anti-semitic insults, and he washes it away be claiming it wasn't him, it was the alcohol speaking. What is it with people seeking something to blame their actions on?

Today there is a story on how Angelina Jolie had no intentions of taking Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston. Someone had to make the first move. Cheating doesn't "just happen". I've worked with women all my life, and I can tell you that merely being in the same room with them doesn't cause someone to "just fall in love". It takes a decision for both people to proceed. If she had no intentions of stealing Pitt away, then she could easily have put a stop to it. Not taking blame away from Pitt, he's a typical dog. Although, he does have good taste. He definitely traded up. Aniston was always a bit flakey for me.

I'm calling shenanigans!

Food hacks

Here are some of my favorites found from this article.

How to avoid crying when cutting up onions.

My technique had aways been to run the ceiling fan when cutting up onions. It has always worked for me. Here is Food Hack's method.

Using a knife, cut a cone out of the bottom of the onion (where the roots come out). The diameter of this cone should be about a third of the diameter of the onion, and about 1/3 deep. Take this piece and throw it away (don't put it down the disposal!). This piece contains the part/gland that makes baby Jesus and everyone else in the room cry when you're chopping it up. Once you've gotten that piece out, chop off the top, peel, and slice the onion.

Chill a bottle of wine in 6 minutes

To chill a bottle of white wine quickly, put the bottle in a bucket with ice, water and a large handful of salt. The salt reduces the freezing point of water and will allow it to become superchilled, which will in turn chill the bottle of wine in six minutes flat.

How to cool the burn of chiles

I don't know anyone who doesn't know this one, but here it is!

The chemical capsaicin, the component that makes pepper and chiles hot, is a tricky one. Drinking water, as Lynne Rossetto Kasper of The Splendid Table reminds us, does not relieve the burn. Capsaicin bonds with fat, so cream, whole milk, yogurt, and other creamy things are the best antidote. In most cuisine from hot, hot, spicy places, like India and Indonesia, citrusy yogurt and other creamy concoctions are used to counteract ultra-hot foods. If you're cutting chiles, Kasper explains, you can prevent irritation: "Scrub with lemon or vinegar; coat your skin with oil before you start working with the chiles," or "slip plastic bags over your hands" before you start chopping.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Eeek!

Eeek! What's that running down my head?


gittin my skoolin

Yahoo! I'm in Chicago this week receiving SAP training! I have such high expectations for this class, I hope it turns out well.

I drove down from home last night, it only took me 5 hours. I stopped by Xiaowen's place when I got here, she's a former coworker of mine who lives in Chicago. I met her 2 roommate and I decided to join them for their John Hancock building climb. She's going to climb the John Hancock building for the Nat'l Lung Association marathon. She's suppose to raise only $100 for the climb, her roommate is suppose to raise $1200.

We took the train from her apartment and got there about 7:30pm and started on the 45 floor. 15 minutes later we were on the 97th floor. That hurt! Then we had to make the climb back to the 45th floor. My legs were like jelly, my knees just would not lock. But it was fun, although my back is killing me today.

I found a hilarious list of feedbacks on an ebay seller. Here are a few of them.

Has intestinal FORTITUDE!!! Eats PORTIONED meals!!! Enjoys NOURISHMENT!!!

If you can guess 3 of the foods in my retainer, I'll send you a free VEGETABLE.

Good kitty/fish. Nice kitty/fish. Just stay right there... GOTCHA!

Duck ...duck ...duck ...duck ...duck .......GOOSE!

When life gives you a lemon, put it on eBay and I will bid on it.

For some strange reason everything you sold me was illegal. Then I got shot. A+?

Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn't beat his wife.

The breast self exam kit you sent saved my life. I had a huge cancerous breast.

Uses only nice, ROUND numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT $73.98

He sells only the best items on Ebay. Great seller.Everyone else can go to hell.

I have cancer so I bid low. I cry when I'm outbid. My dog died yesterday.

What's a bad transaction? One where you get crabs and warts. Yeah, thanks a lot.

Nothing beats home cookin' except for your tremendous selling/buying experience!

I would like to shake your hand. I do not have any arms, though. I'm sad now.

Friday, December 08, 2006

I'm a big kid now!

The commercial with the little kid singing "I'm a big kid now!" is running through my mind. I have found this site that has great gift ideas, and this one blows me away! It's a kiddie urinal! whodathought?

Monday, December 04, 2006

Not another one of her!

Skyprincess recently asked me if I have a complex with Dakota Fanning. Which I don't! It's merely by chance I've posted a couple time about her, it isn't some fixation of mine. I think there are plenty of freaks out there, I just happen to have posted about Dakota Fanning's freakishness. She's an outstanding actress, the next generation's Jodie Foster. I look forward to her growing up and having more adult roles. She's got chops!

But that doesn't take away from her being freaky looking. So here's another pix of Dakota with Andre.

Enjoy!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Some Pig!

I am a guy, like any other guy, and find it daring and exciting for an attractive girl to wear a miniskirt and no underwear. What I don't understand is their anger when they are caught on camera flashing their goodies. You put it out there for the world to see.

Seems the latest in celebrity flashes is Britney Spears. She's been hanging around with Paris Hilton (skank) lately. The celebrity stalkers caught her getting in a car and exposing her shaved crotch. Ewww! Who finds crotch shots exciting? I don't, and I'm in awe anytime I hear about the pervs in Japan shooting upskirt videos on trains.

To continue on the freaky side of the news, the freakish Dakota Fanning (may she forever make movies, you young acting prodigy!) was in Japan promoting a live action remake of Charlotte's Web. If I had kids, I'd be dragging them to it opening night. As it is, I have little to no interest in the movie. I think she'll excel in the movie and it will make millions.

Here's a picture of her and Wilbur!