Monday, December 11, 2006

gittin my skoolin

Yahoo! I'm in Chicago this week receiving SAP training! I have such high expectations for this class, I hope it turns out well.

I drove down from home last night, it only took me 5 hours. I stopped by Xiaowen's place when I got here, she's a former coworker of mine who lives in Chicago. I met her 2 roommate and I decided to join them for their John Hancock building climb. She's going to climb the John Hancock building for the Nat'l Lung Association marathon. She's suppose to raise only $100 for the climb, her roommate is suppose to raise $1200.

We took the train from her apartment and got there about 7:30pm and started on the 45 floor. 15 minutes later we were on the 97th floor. That hurt! Then we had to make the climb back to the 45th floor. My legs were like jelly, my knees just would not lock. But it was fun, although my back is killing me today.

I found a hilarious list of feedbacks on an ebay seller. Here are a few of them.

Has intestinal FORTITUDE!!! Eats PORTIONED meals!!! Enjoys NOURISHMENT!!!

If you can guess 3 of the foods in my retainer, I'll send you a free VEGETABLE.

Good kitty/fish. Nice kitty/fish. Just stay right there... GOTCHA!

Duck ...duck ...duck ...duck ...duck .......GOOSE!

When life gives you a lemon, put it on eBay and I will bid on it.

For some strange reason everything you sold me was illegal. Then I got shot. A+?

Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn't beat his wife.

The breast self exam kit you sent saved my life. I had a huge cancerous breast.

Uses only nice, ROUND numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT $73.98

He sells only the best items on Ebay. Great seller.Everyone else can go to hell.

I have cancer so I bid low. I cry when I'm outbid. My dog died yesterday.

What's a bad transaction? One where you get crabs and warts. Yeah, thanks a lot.

Nothing beats home cookin' except for your tremendous selling/buying experience!

I would like to shake your hand. I do not have any arms, though. I'm sad now.

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