I wish I was bald

I made a mistake and looked into a mirror just a couple minutes ago and was very disappointed in what I saw. I hate my hair!

It is a daily frustration of mine. I have absolutely no fashion sense to begin with. Let’s not even talk about clothing choices. But getting my hair styled so it’s not retro-70s is an ordeal.

I’ve always had the split on the side, brushed look with no product. Spray a little spritz to keep it in place, and I was good to go. Now I’m trying my best to be a little trendier, and it’s turning out like a nightmare.

It’s never the same everyday. First, it’s sorta a Caesar with the flip in the front. Sometimes the flip turns out great, other times it makes me look like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals. Today it looks like a limp lettuce leaf on the top of my head. Doesn’t help the palmade I’m using has no hold at all. It will lose any stiffness it has within an hour and be droopy and wet looking all day. A wet, greasy looking piece of limp lettuce. Grrrr!!! You would think being a child of the 80s I would have gotten to be an expert on crap you put in your hair. But I’m not.

Maybe I should look at a different hair style.

Should I go for the Phil Spector look?



Or the James Traficant?




-Mizike-